Dear Drunk Abby:
I’ve felt as though my back needs to pop for a few
weeks now, but I can’t get anyone to step on it. I’ve tried every man or of stretching known to man. What should I do?
Dear Minor Back Pain:
First of all, Prayers. Also do you have access to Vicodin? If so PM me your number cause I’m out. If not I recommend lots of Jägermeister and a heating pad. Also avoid GMOs. They are bad for you. Hope that helps.