Dear Drunk Abby: My Neighbor Is An Asshole..

AdobeStock_23402449.jpegDear Drunk Abby:
My solid neighbor likes to lift me by my ponytail. How can I get him to stop?

– Hurts When I Wiggle And Scream

Dear Hurts When I Wiggle And Scream:
Do you own a pair of really sharp scissors? I would keep them on hand in case it happens again. That way you have a weapon. Also, and only in an emergency, you can cut your hair and free yourself. I hope this helps.
-Drunk Abby 
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