Dear Drunk Abby: Everybody Is An Expert..

know it all pillsDear Drunk Abby:
My life is hard cause everybody’s either an expert, know it all or an asshole! SO TELL ME DRUNK ABBY KNOW ANY HIT MEN?

– Asking For A Friend

Dear Asking For A Friend:

Opinions are like assholes. Everybody is one. I sympathize with your pain. However, if we put a hit out on every “know it all” in the world, there would be half as many people left. While that is a good idea in theory, it would make it easier for the police to find you. Trust me. Jail is no fun. Prison Bitches be trippin’.

There are two kinds of people in the world: talkers and doers. You seem like a doer to me. So, you do you, and eventually the talkers will run out of listeners. Hope that helps. Thanks for your inquiry!

-Drunk Abby 

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