In honor of the first day of summer, I have complicated a top ten list of summer survival tips.
Drunk Abby’s top 10 Summer Survival Tips:
- Sun is nature’s make up. Ditch the sunscreen and go natural.*
- Unless you are Irish. Then use SPF 100 and stay indoors.
- Mosquitos are allergic to vodka.
- Don’t leave your friends in a hot car.
- Bloody Marys and Daiquiris contain lots of fruits & vegetables.
- Fruits and vegetables = antioxidation.
- Keep napkins in your purse during festival season.
- Exercise is key. Walk to the bar.
- Belly flops in a swimming pool are hilarious.*
* I need to disclaim, that I am not responsible for any negative results that my advice may lead to. (My lawyers insisted I post this. Whatev!)